You're So... (Random)

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Yo mama is so dumb, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin. Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Your momma is so stupid she still checks the inside of his hands to see if it really will cause hair to grow! You are so stupid you took a knife to a gun fight. Yo mama so dumb she asked you What is the number for 911 Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

In the spirit of world peace, here are 17 pun-tastic lines from the comic geniuses of : 1. There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses. Where did Napoleon keep his armies. How did Hitler tie his shoesies. What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill. No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder. What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday. What's a pirate's favourite letter. Ye'd think it be R, but a pirate's first love will always be the C.

Yo mama so dumb, she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep yo momma dumb she went to mcdonalds, got a hamburger, put a crown on it, and said burger king Yo Mama so dumb they ask her when was she born she said in the beginning. Yo mama so dumb she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow. Yo mamma so dumb that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed. They were getting chased by the cops. Yo mama so stupid, she went to Pet Smart hoping they would teach her new dog old tricks. Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles. Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed. You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.